If my nose was runnin money

[Bigsky]

Just a bit of humor.

[wurdz]If My Nose Was Runnin' Money

You asked me if I love you, and if my love were true
Well, if I were a rich man, here is what I'd do
I'd buy you a diamond ring and a new fur coat or two
If my nose was runnin' money, I'd blow it all on you

If my nose was runnin' money, I'd blow it all on you
I'd buy you a Cadillac and a new Mercedes too
I'd build you a mansion upon that mountain top
If my nose was runnin' money, but Honey, it'snot

If my nose was runnin' money, you'd have everything you need
Anytime you wanted cash, all I'd have to do is sneeze
Honey, you'd win the lottery when I had a cold or flu
If my nose was runnin' money, I'd blow it all on you

----- Guitar break -----

  It's a booger of a problem I've got
   I wish my nose was runnin' money but it'snot

I'd buy you a diamond ring and a new fur coat or two
If my nose was runnin' money, I'd blow it all on you
If my nose was runnin' money, I'd blow it all on you

[/wurdz]

[64Guitars]

     Laughed my guts out!!!     

Great lyrics. That made my day.

Thanks!

[OsCKilO]

Wicked cool Bro!

The Evil Mrs Osckilo can Listen To this one for our anniversary!!!!

Cool!!!!!


Peace man

T(Osckilo)

[Bigsky]

Glad you enjoyed it.

[64Guitars]

I thought this was your own original song. But it'snot!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egCeIwjIuZM

I feel so cheated.    

But I enjoyed your version anyway, and I wouldn't have ever heard this song if you hadn't posted it. I'm glad you did.

[Geir]

LOL !!!

Great lyrics !! Cool song !! ohh stop it lmao !!!

everybody now :
If my nose was runnin money, I'd blow it all on you !!

[Bluesberry]

Great stuff.  This should be sung at every wedding.

[Wiley]

ROFLMAO  This is great. This is something my hubby would sing to me if he could sing. NOT!!  NOT!! money either. LOL LOl  This is definitely a campground song.

[SteveG]

 

Funny stuff! Gonna play it to her tomorrow, then duck!

[Bigsky]

I'm glad you liked it, and 64 I'm sorry you feel cheated but I never said it was my own lyrics, sorry for the confusion. I just think it's a funny song that's why I covered it.