"Elvis is Everywhere" Mojo Nixon cover by Ted

[Ted]

Elvis is Everywhere

By Mojo Nixon 1957 – 2024

Ted: Guitars, Bass, Voices, Drum Sequencing
Washboard (Kokiriko) from Pixabay
Boson whistle by zimbot on Freesound

Recorded on Boss Micro BR
Washboard sound manipulated a little in Audacity
Trimming, High-Pass Filter, and Normalizing in Audacity

When I look out into your eyes out there,
When I look out into your faces,
You know what I see?
I see a little bit of Elvis
In each and every one of you out there.

Lemme tell ya...
Weeeeeeeeeellllllll...

Elvis is everywhere
Elvis is everything
Elvis is everybody
Elvis is still the king

Man o man
What I want you to see
Is that the big E's
Inside of you and me

Elvis is everywhere, man!
He's in everything.
He's in everybody...

Elvis is in your jeans.
He's in your cheeseburgers
Elvis is in Nutty Buddies!
Elvis is in your mom!

He's in everybody.
He's in the young, the old,
the fat, the skinny,
the white, the black
the brown and the blue people got Elvis in 'em too

Elvis is in everybody out there.
Everybody's got Elvis in them!
Everybody except one person that is...
Yeah, one person!
The evil opposite of Elvis.
The Anti-Elvis

Anti-Elvis got no Elvis in 'em,
lemme tell ya.

Kevin Sorbo has no Elvis in him.

And Elvis is in Tomi Lahren
but he's trying to get out, man!
He's trying to get out!
Listen up Tomi baby!

Elvis is everywhere
Elvis is everything
Elvis is everybody
Elvis is still the king

Man o man
What I want you to see
Is that the big E's
Inside of you and me

Man, there's a lot of unexplained phenomenon
out there in the world.
Lot of things people say
What the heck's going on?

Let me tell ya!

Who built the pyramids?
ELVIS!
Who built Stonehenge?
ELVIS!
Who built Easter Island?
ELVIS!
Why they call it "vitamin E?"
Elvis!

Yeah, man you see guys
walking down the street
pushing shopping carts
and you think they're talking to allah,
they're talking to themself.
Man, no they're talking to ELVIS!
ELVIS! ELVIS!

You know whats going on in that Bermuda Triangle?
Down in the Bermuda Traingle
Elvis needs boats.
Elvis needs boats.
Elvis Elvis Elvis
Elvis Elvis Elvis
Elvis needs boats.

Aahh! The Sailing Elvis!
Captain Elvis!
Commodore Elvis it is.

Yeah man, you know people from outer space,
people from outer space they come up to me.
They don't look like like Doctor Spock.
They don't look like Klingons,
all that Star Trek jive.

They look like Elvis.
ELVIS!
Everybody in outer space looks like Elvis.
Cause Elvis is a perfect being.
We are all moving in perfect peace and harmony towards Elvisness

Soon all will become Elvis.
Everything everywhere will be Elvis.
Why do you think they call it evolution anyway?
It's really Elvislution!
Elvislution!

Elvis is everywhere
Elvis is everything
Elvis is everybody
Elvis is still the king

Man o man
What I want you to see
Is that the big E's
Inside of you and me

That's right ladies and gentlemen,
The time has come!
Time has come to talk
To that little bit of Elvis inside of you.

Talk to it!
Call it up!
Say "Elvis, heal me!"
"Save me, Elvis!"
"Make me be born again in the perfect Elvis light"

That's right!
You've got that Elvis inside of ya
and he's talkin to ya
He says he wants you to sing!
Everybody's got to sing like the king!

Like the king
Get that leg going now
Get your lip too.
Not no fool Billy Idol lip either
Everybody!
Yeah, we're rockin now!

Elvis is with us.
He's with us and he's speaking to us.
He says "Peoples!"
"Peoples!"
"Everybody!"
"Everybody got to sing!"

Elvis is everywhere
Elvis is everything
Elvis is everybody
Elvis is still the king

Man o man
What I want you to see
Is that the big E's Inside of you and me

Elvis is everywhere
Elvis is everything
Elvis is everybody
Elvis is still the king

Man o man
What I want you to see
Is that the big E's Inside of you and me

Elvis!

A late submission to the Lost in 2024 Festival.

Yeah, the vocals are kind of clipped at times. Lemme tell ya. I started mapping out the original arrangement so I could record it one part at a time. And then I realized how anti-Mojo that was. Mojo was about spontaneity. So instead I recorded the lead vocals and main guitar part spontaneously and simultaneously, not trying to remember the structure. I used the MBR's GTR+MIC input mode which doesn't give you a lot of control, and it records to one track. And since so much of the song is spoken, the structure came out organically, they way you hear it. It's a weird process for me, but I'm glad I did it this way, in honor of Mojo.

Enjoy.

[Jean Pierre]

it's so good! a discovery I knew neither this song nor Mojo

...so I listened to the live version of Mojo on YT ...and your version is way up there, bravo, great job!

[thetworegs]

Love it! we need an Elvisolution today
let's sing like the king uh uh
Did I say I love it

[the physics teacher]

I can't even boter to look for the original wich I don't know. This must be the best version. Welldone.