Santa's Got a Gun (NSFW)

Started by Zoltan, December 17, 2022, 10:43:43 AM

Zoltan

Santa's Got a Gun
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Here's a quick little Christmas ditty!

Santa's Got a Gun

I don't care what Santa Claus brings
I don't care if i'd never see that
fat bastard again

I don't want to see those Santa Claus tears
You didn't bring me those unicorn spears
So fuck off!

CH:
Run Rudolph run away from here
Santa's got a gun and he likes to eat deer
Run Rudolph run away from here
Hooters and a beer and some wine (and some titties too)

I don't want to see those Santa Claus tears
You didn't bring me those unicorn tears
So fuck off!

CH
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StephenM

glad we are both in such great Christmas spirits...lol...
 the music is great on this...it reminds me of Warren Zevon.  I would be tempted to think that you wrote this after hearing my POY...but I know that can't be true as you sent a preview the day before I think...lol.. I guess we both are having a laugh at the season...

those vocals are so good though.. I know you don't think so but you sing so good man... and this is such fun.. and that guitar s sound great.

all your tools you use are really good too because you get such great sounds and mixes... way above my level... I prefer to stay at least 10 years behind in technology... lol
 
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         you can call me anything you like.  Just don't call me late for dinner

StephenM

That fat bastard 8)

Whats that lady voice?
 
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         you can call me anything you like.  Just don't call me late for dinner

Farrell Jackson

Hahahaha...a fun song Zoltan! Although I don't think I'll play it for my grandkids. The country rock beat and style work well at furthering the humor in the song. Great vocals!
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Farrell Jackson


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Test, test, one, two, three.....is this mic on?

T.C. Elliott

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SE

It,s not Christmas but sorry I 
missed this.
Just is cool, anti Santa Zoltan, magic!!
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Bluesberry

Santa bump.........hilarious and beautiful

Alternate Tunings: CAUTION: your fingers have to be in different places
 
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Ray Brookes

Great comedic track and one not to be played to the kids. Joking aside, the song is well produced/arranged, Zoltan.
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