Bad Whiskey (Hilary & Zoltan)

[Zoltan]

Here's something special for your appraisal. It's been about a year since i did "That Girl" -collaboration with Hilary, and now i'm blessed by having done a second one!
Hilary managed to resurrect this backing track, and turn it  into a proper song. Unfortunately i didn't have the separate tracks anymore so this time the mix is based on just two tracks.

BAD WHISKEY

I'm not going to do it x2
I'm not going to put up with your crap
I'm just not into it x2
I'm far far better than that

You say the carpet don't match the curtains
Well I've got a wooden floor
So don't call me honey and don't call me baby
And don't come knocking at my door

You're like bad whiskey and I don't drink whiskey
I'm never going there again
You're like bad whiskey and I don't drink whiskey
That's not how I like my men

My dad can't stand you x2
You make the hairs bristle on the back of his neck
My dad can't stand you x2
He really does object

You're like bad whiskey and I don't drink whiskey
My dad liked all my other men (what all of them – fuck off)
You're like bad whiskey and I don't drink whiskey
I much prefer gin

You said I look like my mum and I'm one in a million (surely that's 2 in a million)
And your carpet's not gonna match your curtains
Unless you get a brazillian (it should be Hollywood but it don't rhyme)

You're like bad whiskey and I don't drink whiskey
I'm never going there again
You're like bad whiskey and I don't drink whiskey
That's not how I like my men

You say the carpet don't match the curtains
I've got decked patio flooring
So clear off sunshine and don't come back
Steer clear my cork tiled outside awning
So clear off sunshine and don't come back
You can't handle my linoleum
So clear off sunshine and don't come back
Keep your hands of my Epipremnum Falcifolium (Google it – I had to)

[TPB]

Great collab guys got me smiling well done
Tim

[Ray Brookes]

Wow, what a great rocking track and a fabulous collab. I googled Epipremnum Falcifolium and didn't know what to expect- turns out it's a plant.

[Hilary]

Hi Zoltan - thanks for this. I love That Girl and I love this one too and thanks for mixing it with the fabulous ooomphy backer that you did.

and yes - Epipremnum Falcifolium is a plant - it was that or euphonium to rhyme with linoleum 

[Ron D Bowes]

Love it! Right up my alley. Nice punky rawness and cool style of vocals to match. Great clab!

[Farrell Jackson]

A cool collab. Zoltan and Hilary. The vocals/words had me smiling...a lot of humor there Hilary  . Zoltan, the music has a good drive to it (in a Foghat sort of way) and I like the pounding drums. Good stuff to wake me up this morning!

[StephenM]

Im not into bad whiskey either but Ive always (the 2 years Ive been aware) been into Hilarys vocals and lyrics.... Man what fun would it be to be in this band?
Cool song

[Trist]

such a fun cool rocking punky tune, very enjoyable, like the witty lyrics and performance.
now i need a drink

[ODH]

All whiskey is bad to me. Bad experience when I was 17. Just smelling it makes me gag. Saying that though, I'll happily drink it in a cocktail. I do like a Manhattan or an Old Fashioned.

This is good rocking number and H is on the money as usual.  Those are some of the best lyrics I've heard on this site.  Laugh out loud.  I'm off for another listening.

Bottoms up.

🥃

[Hilary]

Man what fun would it be to be in this band?

Steph Zolary (that's the name of the band )