I just been hired by Roland/ Boss!!!

[dasilvasings]

Yes, terrific good news!

I was hired to develop a secret project for a new stompbox, Boss will release in NAMM2023.
I will share it with you, but please don't tell anyone, not even your wifes/ husbands.

The objective of the new stompbox is to cover the major weakness of all musicians - Mastering!

The idea is to connect to 2 MBR. You record your song in one of the MBR, you connect to the stompbox in the middle and then the output goes to the second MBR. The stombox will detect the style of music, and a powerful AI engine will determine your personality based on you facebook likes from the past 2 years, and it will master the song exactly to your taste! It will even correct any playing errors, the tone of the guitar and other instruments, etc.

Boss/ Roland is also addressing the environmental impact and the new stompbox will run on Green H2 fuel cells and not the traditional AA and AAA batteries.

I am really excited with this new project!

Not so much with the salary.

[Pete C]

[StephenM]

well today is April 1!  So congratulations....

stomp stomp stomp!

[Farrell Jackson]

Wow! I want one. I'll pay as high as $1,000,000.00 for it or a tank of gasoline!