Feck Off Dick O (How bout a Chernobyl On Ice?)

[StephenM]

Rock and roll, read and scroll, look out below, here I come, wailing guitars, booming bass, crashing drums, keep you on a toilet run.  I use low freguency to free up my bowels.  They sure put a smile on your jowels.  While your at it hand me my towels.

What's for lunch?  On this nuclear menu.  How bout a Chernobyl on ice?  Or a nuclear meltdown sandwich?  Nah, I'll have the radioactive fish from Japans coast.  No heating required.  Thank God for California's EPA keeping those meat eaters at bay.  No beef for me!  Just alfalfa sprouts and a fiber flush to go with my metamucil milkshake. 

I'm in solidarity with the sausage people and the Ukranian players.  Look out here comes Joseph Stalin Putin. 

Who is ent whistling?  I hear the moon coming out tonight?  Forget Daughtry how about Daltrey?  That crazy smashing guitar player.  What's his name anyway?  Pete, Pete pumpkin eat.  Pete, Pete pumpkin eat.

It's the 5:15, and I can't explain even though I can see for miles.  Oh who the F are you?  Reign on me love, golden showers.  Grab that squeeze box hard. 

Feck off dick o.  Get off my lawn.  I just bribed Europe with oil and grain.  Now I am coming for your sea port.  Blow your democracy to the sky while I look the camera in the eye, with my shirt off.  My name is Russia, F with me mother f er.  With my nukes I control, piss off free world.  Mess with the bear, she'll rip you apart. 

The French eat their fries.  Poland got the sausage.  Germany on the take as usual.  UK, well Boris in control.  The US they got a gleam in their eye (Hunter Biden).
China loves their citizens!

started with a canned drum track off the Alesis Nitro kit so I did not play the drums... kind of decided to keep as is.  I love 3 chord rockers so that is what this is.  The bass I played along with the drums (reminded me of the Who a bit)...
I did 3 Les Paul guitar tracks through the Boss ME-25 effects box.  Two vocal tracks using the MXL condenser mic.  I recorded and mixed it on the Zoom L-20 so no cut and paste or crazy stuff....
mastered with Landr. 
I "wrote" 3 different sets of lyrics and decided to use most of all of them.... I suppose this is simply as Zoltan puts it, everything going into my blender and then spewing what comes out.  Kind of like my dreams.  I also attempted to use an accent from one of Zoltans songs that he used "Donnie, you up there?  You're not playing that f ing rock music again are ya?" 
I don't know why but I love to try and copy accents and sometimes it gets me in trouble.....

[Pete C]

Crazy and brilliant !

[Hook]

Fecking cool brother, let it out.
Rock on!

[BerryPatch]

Another hilarious insight in the your mind, Stephen. Great stream of consciousness in the lyrics and excellent music backing it up.

[Zoltan]

You're letting the poetry bowel loose again! That "alfa-alfa" stuff got to me.... There aren't  too many songs with lines like that!

The lively bassline and the constant lead playing made the track sound a lot more complex than three chords. The vocals were positively all over the place

[DarrenG / The Devil's Toupee]

Haha..great song as always. I love your lyrics, they remind me of " Electric six" songs. Who are also good at writing these original, out there lyrics which are crazy and hilarious at times. But you always back it up with some great rocking music. And a nice 2 fingers up to Putin.
Darren

[Rene Asologuitar]

Hi Stephen,
You are definitely a storyteller.
I love the guitar solo on the background.
Nice work, very unique.
Rene