Totally not music post!!

[StevieM]

Is anyone in the Cats Protection League or anything? If so, can you help me out?

I want to know how to keep neighbours cats OUT OF MY BLOODY GARDEN!!!!!
The little sods come in, dig up my seeds, leave their crap half buried so I get it all over my hands,  it stinks and I can't see where it is 
I've thought of a couple of things. I could put a little electric fence round it all ----Wired up to the mains!!!
 Maybe some sort of I R switch that turns Metallica on at number 12, but that might just piss the neighbours off --------Hmmmm, bit of a bonus there, but I think it'd probably do the same to my wife, so probably not such a good idea.

It's going be down a trip wire shotgun soon.

HELP!!!!!??

[SdC]

I've had good reults with this:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/UPGRADED-ULTRASONIC-REPELLER-CHASER-GUARANTEE/dp/B000TIWNR6

[Oldrottenhead]

 curry powder sprinkled round garden, or cayene pepper, or  grow corriander round borders. other one is to get a 2litre plastic pet bottle and half fill it with water and just leave it lying in garden, i per 2 square metres seems optimum spread,  it works dont ask why but it freaks cats out.

[StevieM]

SDc, I think you must be one of the lucky one's where it works, I read the Amazon revues. Or maybe I just throw it at them??
I'll try that ORH, anything's worth a go.
Failing that, do you know where I can mini anti-personnel mines?

[Oldrottenhead]

i find just staring at cats works, but my stare frightens most things, except the missus, if you could get my wife to sit in your garden.,.................................... not even hitler would invade. who needs to go nuclear when you got mrs orh

[Flash Harry]

Get a cat.

[Oldrottenhead]

Get a cat.

im a pussy for not thinking of that

[StevieM]

That's a good idea, What, a BIG stripey one with lots of sharp teeth?

[Oldrottenhead]

What, a BIG stripey one with lots of sharp teeth?

do you know my wife??

[3guitarsEddy]

I'm in total sympathy with you Stevie we have cat plagues by the score, Ive tried the ultrasonic repeller with limited success.  Ive also got plastic covers on top of the fence which really stops them using the rail for access.

A 'cat'apult is a good response although dont let the neighbours 'cat'ch you with it, they could report you to the RSPCA.

Good luck in your quest

Eddy.