We Met By Internet (Vocals & Lyrics needed)

[Zoltan]

Here's a song idea that started a long time ago. The original lyrical idea was a kind of a variation on Becks "I'm a Loser" -type of thing with an internet dating spin.
I guess most of the songs i did at that time could have been put under the "A Collection of Drunks and Losers" label It's about a loser who has wrong kind of expectations on people, and meets different kinds of personalities along the way. And deep down he's the only real clown.

I have more lyrics for this, but i don't feel like singing it. I think this would benefit from a more rocking/higher, and less lethargic/sleazy vocal performance. The song title, lyrics, vocal melody etc. can all be changed to suit. This doesn't necessarily have to be "comedic" song either.

WE MET BY INTERNET

We met by internet
She had a huge beehive
That went
Blump de blump

If i took on her
We could take the whole family
On her
Beehive

CH:
I was going out for more
Downloading internet porn
Looking for chicks, but found only hicks
My quest for loneliness

Tempo is 130 bpm and it's in the key of A. There's only three tracks in the current version (drum track, guitar and bass) + of course the vocal scratch track on the first verse + chorus.
I'm going to add more guitar tracks + solo to it when i have time.

If there are no takers i'm going to finish it with the current theme and probably be cancelled and incarcerated

[guitarron]

This is terrific start. Like guitar tone.  You're so close. Finish it, if you can't find any takers. I doubt any one here would banish you. My voice is not a good fit for this one

[Geir]

Cool riff !!

Yeah .. finish it ! I could hear Coverdale singing this

[kenny mac]

Im up for writing some alternative lyrics and putting a guitar and vocal on if your interested?

[Zoltan]

Yes, very much so Kenny Mac! 

[Groundy]

Great sound, reminds a bit of The Stones....

[Bluesberry]

I really like this and I like the way you sing it...it works for me the