The Best Christmas Present (NSFW) - (Hilary)

[Hilary]

My Christmas song - there's swearing in this 

Recording technique - propped the BR up on 3 pillow and pressed record (1 track) - but sang it whilst looking in the mirror to try and get a bit of a performance in it.

The Best Christmas Present

Please don't surprise me at Christmas again
Those red and black nylon knickers went straight back to Aldi
(Does my bum look big in this? Yes!)
Just give me the money
And I'll buy it and I'll wrap it and I'll stick it under the tree
Seems like a fair deal to me

Please don't surprise me at Christmas again
Although the facial moisturising cream from L'Oreal was definitely thoughtful
(for dull and extremely mature skin – I'm 55 – well 56 I went for the alliteration)
Just give me the money
And I'll buy it and I'll wrap it and I'll stick it under the tree
Seems like a fair deal to me

Please don't surprise me at Christmas again
Although the annual subscription to Weight Watchers will come in handy
(you bastard!)
Just give me the money
And I'll buy it and I'll wrap it and I'll stick it under the tree
Seems like a fair deal to me

So I'll buy my own present and I'll wrap it up and I'll stick it under the tree
And you can give me the money and I'll act all surprised
It'll be the best bloody Christmas present
You've ever given to me!

[Farrell Jackson]

Hehehe this had me smiling Hilary...a good one for Christmas! Very funny lyric with a lot of truth to them....us men are so thoughtful, lol!

Farrell

[Redler]

Fabulous and fun Xmas song! Nice performance, Im sure this works at a gig, too!

[Ray Brookes]

Ah, Hilary - it's the thought that counts!

[thetworegs]

Good one Hils got me smiling this morning 

[hardlock]

Great fun song for the season - and how true it is!

[Greeny]

Fantastic! And a brilliant performance.

[kenny mac]

Brilliant Hillary, made me smile big time.
We need more laughter in this fu@ked up world.
Nice one.

[StephenM]

this one def had me laughing.... and gosh isn't it so true?  I am always good with giving or getting money and letting someone get what they want... I think books could be written on gift giving.....so is 55 your weight or your age?  oh wait, your in England so you guys use pounds not Kg...must be age...
very clever song

[TPB]

Just what I needed with my morning coffee got me smiling
Thanks Tim