Abbreviated Blues

[Ray Brookes]

I have compiled a list of what the abbreviations mean if anyone wants to know.

Not much that makes me so frustrated
As getting a message that's abbreviated
All designed to baffle and confuse
Got the pesky text message abbreviated blues

Receiving a message leaves me deflated
When I see it's been abbreviated
Rattles my cage; lights my shortening fuse
Got the pesky text message abbreviated blues

ASAP, NYOB, MILF, WTF
FIFO, LMAO, 
SLAP, MYOB,
YMMD, YPOV,
BTW, IOU, FU

LOL and BYO and CUL and IMO
FOC and AKA and OMG and TBA
TBH and IDC and SOH and IED

Is everybody's brain so constipated?
That every message is abbreviated
From my old hat to my old worn out shoes
Got the pesky text message abbreviated blues

[The Gobi Desert Canoe Club]

Oh man, you nailed this. Brilliant. Enough said.    Willie

[StephenM]

Damn...you are good...really!  wow...and i am LMAO!  Ha!  I am going to send this to my sister....gonna crack her up! 

[thetworegs]

Got into trouble this morning throwing the wife against the wall jiving to this .... FAB!!!

[chapperz66]

I really did laugh out loud.  Brilliant lyrically and I'm in total agreement with them.  Love the brass, particularly the fall at the end. 

Class!

Paul

[Frank53]

LOL! Hilarious, and right on the money. The music is fantastic, and the lyrics and rhymes are perfect.
I think I know about half of them... FWIW, I agree with you. 

[Farrell Jackson]

This is a real bopper Ray! The lyrics are hilarious and so true...had me laughing. A great idea for a song and so well executed!
 

[Johnbee]

The lyrics made me LMAO (sorry). I especially love the FU at the end of the first group.
Love this!  What horn program are you using (or are they real)?

John B

[Kenneth]

FFS this is really great. IDK what else to say, but you really got it right here Ray.
Excellent.

[IanR]

WOW