My girlfriend hates my Guitar

Started by Mach, March 13, 2018, 09:31:28 AM

Mach

My girlfriend hates my guitar
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Why she hates it I will never know  :'(

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Well it's Friday night
And my girl stops by
Gonna go have a good time
I'm standing in the doorway
Lock it up behind me
Have my guitar right by my side
I see the evil eye all the way from her car
I'm telling ya man my girlfriend hates my guitar.

She expresses her frustration
Demands an explanation
Well she gets so lonely when I'm not there
Come on baby please be kind
I really didn't think you'd mind
Have you any room to spare?
I'm gonna hear her moaning from near and far
Ya know my girlfriend hates my guitar.

Sitting in the movies
She's feeling kinda groovy
Leans over just to give me a peck
I'm engrossed on the scene
My eyes affixed to the screen
She hits her chin on my guitar neck
Grasp a handle of the moment of the way things are
Why does my girlfriend hate my guitar?

Her patience start to shatter
I say baby what's the matter
She's says one of us has just got to go
So she leaves me running wild
Just standing in the aisle
She says snuggle up with your Strat if you get cold
I'm feeling so blue I'm gonna head to the bar
I can't understand why she hates my guitar.

A word to the wise
All you guitar playing guys
You best be leaving well enough alone
If your girl calls you out
To go stomping about
I recommend leaving your guitar at home.
I'm telling ya man now it's really bizarre
Doncha hate when your girlfriend hates your guitar.

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Groundy

She will have to go... ;D
Superb Mach.
Top class playing and vocals.
Take a bow pal.'
Alex

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If I had known i was going to be this thirsty this morning I'd of had another Beer last night...

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ODH

Just keep getting more guitars until you find one she likes...

Nice song and one we can all identify with.

(I'm still searching for the one my wife will like)

Nick
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Yesterdays shatter, tomorrows don't matter

bruno

Fab song - the lyrics are genius. Love it.
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SE

Great tune loved it from the start, that hook is killer catchy as hell. Don't the truth ring true, it's a winner!!
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Oldrottenhead

LOL. i feel for you bro. empathy empathy.
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Oldrottenhead
"In order to compose, all you need to do is remember a tune that nobody else has thought of."
- Robert Schumann

Redler

Great lyrics and music!! I'm loving the groove of this - a real toe tapper!

Bravo Mach!
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TPB

Love the lyrics always good to start the day with a smile I am with Nick keep buying until she likes one
Great song
Tim
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Farrell Jackson

A real fun song Mach! It had me grinning all the way. Those guitars can cause trouble in relationships. It's probably easier to change the girl than the guitar,  ;D A fine song!

Farrell
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Farrell Jackson


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Test, test, one, two, three.....is this mic on?

Hook

Fine tune indeed. Had me slaphappy the whole time.
Rock on!

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Because the Hook brings you back
I ain't tellin' you no lie
The hook brings you back
On that you can rely