Help! I just found an injured bird

[Farrell Jackson]

I don't know if there is a moral to this story, but if there where, I think it would be... If it walks like a duck/ quacks like a duck... it might want to watch it's backside cause them Canadians are horny bastards.

LOL @ Rata!!!!!!! Let's see maybe it's "if you're a duck you're f--ked" lol! Sorry I couldn't resist....someone had to go there, after all ORH is at the Nordic MET 

Farrell

[Blooby]

I don't know if there is a moral to this story...

I can think of several. I was equally repelled and amused. That's a sign of a good tale.

Blooby

[launched]

...I was equally repelled and amused...
Blooby

That comment made my day

[Lurker]

Blooby called me about this when he found the bird.  I just asked him why he didn't love his cats.  They may be hungry but they're not Canadian geese.

I constantly had to separate the ducks from the geese or this would happen.

I don't know if there is a moral to this story, but if there where, I think it would be... If it walks like a duck/ quacks like a duck... it might want to watch it's backside cause them Canadians are horny bastards.

Wait a minute ... goose ... backside ....   Oh!

[Oldrottenhead]

garlic,

a hint of coriander,

some lemon juice

a tad of olive oil,

oh

and tin foil



sorted.


not sure of oven temps, i still work in fahrenheit.

[Oldrottenhead]

i'll get my coat.

[Oldrottenhead]

gimme my coat back, just saw rat a tat tats comment lol.

[launched]

Spread your tiiiny wings and fly away!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J83SXVjL9M8

[Rata-tat-tat]

Oh my this thread is gettin spooky!!!