northern soulfood by jemima's kite

[Oldrottenhead]

this ones a bit different. a funky one inspired by barry white via vic reeves

heres the lyrics.


me mams popped out to bingo
so why dont you come round
shes made homemade rice pudding
theres lots to go around
and i bought some juicy saveloys
from lidls for a pound
so get some crisps and hp sauce
from shop at underground

oooh i love you baby
i want to eat you up
your kiss tastes just like lager
wi lemonade top
ive got me bib n braces
so i wont mess me shirt
when i go down for afters
neath your pleated skirt

ive got some honeyed yoghurt
and beetroot in the fridge
and dandelion and burdock
with some lemon ....just a twist
and two big toffee apples
the size o my da's fist
and a big bag of pork scratching
i think we'll have them first

oooh i love you baby
i want to eat you up
your kiss tastes just like lager
wi lemonade top
ive got me bib n braces
so i wont mess me shirt
when i go down for afters
neath your pleated skirt

oh no..........theres nothing in the fridge
me sisters got there earlier
im gonna kill the bitch
my lovely juicy saveloys
she hasnt left a bit
and those two toffee apples
shes even ate the sticks
oh no..........theres nothing in the fridge
me sisters got there earlier
im gonna kill that bitch

is that you darling
did you get the crisps
give em over here
yeah
the hp sauce too
thats lovely
yeah

[Geir]

Yes yes .. different, but oh so wonderful .....  loves the way it flows along ... the semiwhispering voice and the way the guitar lays small melodic licks to left and right (my workplace-speakers to crap to comment on any bass)

GREAT !!

Geir

[Greeny]

I never expected anything like this when I layed the guitar parts down 

But it's a slice of lyrical genius, Mr H! Even if it only makes sense to Brits!

I was shaking with laughter behind my pc at work when I heard this... 

[Oldrottenhead]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wSZkgO7oVw vic reeves as barry white,,see where i got inspiration from

[OsCKilO]

Sounds Like French Porn Music...........!

Love it!!!!!!!! 
(The Music that is.....French porn, not so much!)

[The Reverend 48]

I never expected anything like this when I layed the guitar parts down 

But it's a slice of lyrical genius, Mr H! Even if it only makes sense to Brits!

I was shaking with laughter behind my pc at work when I heard this... 

Same here it is just Brilliant You have really brightened my day up!

[SdC]

Yep, just great! Thanks!

[Satchwood]

Wow - very different, but very likeable - cool lyrics & fluid guitar!

[Wiley]

I am speechless. It must be a Brit thing.  Yup it could be porn. I like the mellow flow of the music.

[Ferryman_1957]

Great fun and a bit rude! Just love the Vic and Bob influence, the lyrics are a hoot and well put together. You guys are very inventive amd just keep coming up with so many different angles on things!

Cheers,

Nigel