Wife off to New Zealand

[Groundy]

Dear Alex....

one of your fifteen bottles of Malt whisky, please,

OR

I'm going to forward this thread to your wife.....

 

Alfredo

Which one do you Want Alfredo....

[Groundy]

She has just arrived, after a 34 hour flight..
Said she is knackered...

Alex

[Hilary]

She has just arrived, after a 34 hour flight..
Said she is knackered...

Alex

You're still talking then!

[Mach]

She has just arrived, after a 34 hour flight..
Said she is knackered...

Alex

You better check your bottles and make sure they are full...knackered.

[Groundy]

She has just arrived, after a 34 hour flight..
Said she is knackered...

Alex

You better check your bottles and make sure they are full...knackered.

The bottles are going down fast.....
I am just glad Blooby does'nt live near me...


Alex

[Oldrottenhead]

Ye hud  better keep yer address secret yes me.

[Hook]

They (and perhaps you) would be safer here in Tampa.

[The Gobi Desert Canoe Club]

Hi Alex, I'm sure your good lady will have a wonderful time in New Zealand, I had three sisters there (only one left now regrettably) and I spent six weeks travelling from top to bottom of both islands. No way near enough time but I loved it all. If any bottles need looking after then you could find no better place than the outskirts of Tunbridge Wells where they would be treated with love and compassion for the short life expectancy that they would undoubtedly receive. Looking forward to a deluge of new material.     Willie

[pjd1]

There is a song in there somewhere 15 full green bottles hanging on the wall , and if one full green bottle should accidently get drunk , there be 14 and so on

go for it Alex

[Groundy]

15 14 13 12 and a half.....