A Canny Scot

[Groundy]

A canny Scot phones a dentist, to enquire about the cost for a tooth extraction...
"£85 for an extraction, sir" the dentist replied.
"£85! Huv ye no' got anythin' cheaper?"
"That's my normal charge," said the dentist.
"Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anaesthetic?"...
"That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and would knock £15 off."
"Whit aboot if ye used one of your dentist trainees and still without any anaesthetic?"
"I can't guarantee their professionalism and it'll be painful. But the price could drop by £20."
"How aboot if ye make it a trainin' session, ave yer student do the
extraction with the other students watchin' and learnin'?"
"It'll be good for the students," mulled the dentist. "I can charge you £5 ... but it will be traumatic."
"Och, now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal," said the Scotsman.....
"Can ye confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday then?"



Alex

[Mike_S]

Hehe... good one Alex...