The Gap that Broke the Camel's Back

Hilary · November 08, 2016, 09:16:18 AM

This is my protest song for the important issues of today.

(I'm really ill btw but it's time sensitive so I wanted to get it out)

The gap that broke the camel's back – Hilary 08.11.2016

40g might not seem a lot in the great scheme of things
But it's time to make a stand Britain and do the right thing
We've lost our Marathon to our Snicker Bar
And suffered inferior chocolate in our eggs
(Unfortunately we've still got Palma Violets)
Now they've messed with our favourite triangular shaped confectionary
(no not the little green triangles in the Quality Street)
And it's the gap that broke the camel's back

Don't mess with our Toblerone
We want our triangles not a gap
No one wants a chocolate a toast rack
(it's gonna melt)
Just give us our 40g back

Now sometimes in life a gap's good
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Don't mess with our Toblerone
We want our triangles not a gap
We don't need a chocolate bike rack
(in the summer it's gonna melt – might be alright in Scotland, or Manchester)
Just give us our 40g back

Mike_S · November 08, 2016, 12:06:05 PM

Quote from: Hilary on November 08, 2016, 09:16:18 AMNow they've messed with our favourite triangular shaped confectionary
(no not the little green triangles in the Quality Street)

Hehe... good work Hilary. Saw this in the news today... someone has to reverse this disasterous descision!!

Nifty performance too!

launched · November 08, 2016, 05:24:18 PM

This is an important issue of today, who cares about what happens tonight lol! Your song strikes home with me as I've had many a friend laugh at me regarding subtle product changes in the past! And Mondelez can kiss my butt!!

Very cool presentation too, love it!!

Mark