"All Muddy" -- Original by Ted

[Ted]

All Muddy
©1985, 2016 Ted Johnson, Ron Besore

Recorder: Micro BR
All Instruments/voices: Ted
Drums: Micro BR, STD2
Guitars: Stratocaster
Bass: No-Name MADBAND bass
Keyboard: MADBAND Digital Piano (Yamaha?)

He won't make it, his wheelbase is too short.
He won't make it, his wheelbase is too long.
If this one makes it I'm gonna start drinkin'.
Check it out: The guy's all muddy.

Northern Nightmare, Raminator
Monster Mayhem, Crude Behavior
Shockwave, Big Dawg, Kaptain Insano
Check it out: The guy's all muddy. The guy's all muddy.

Oh. How did that recipe go?
Was it two parts dirt and one part water?
No, we're not makin' adobe.

You know, it's a family show,
So watch your (fuckin') mouth around my teenage daughter.
Whoah! It's Arachnophobia.

Polish sausage and cold greasy French fries.
I'm a hostage. I can't seem to get by
Big fat lady between us and the aisle.
Check it out: The guy's all muddy.

Screamin' Demon, Rammunition
Zombie Hunter, Thunder Chicken
King Krunch, Shagman, Jumpin' for Jesus
Check it out: The guy's all muddy. The guy's all muddy.

[Solo]

[Repeat First Verse]

[Repeat Chorus]

Is major overhaul of a song I wrote in 1986 with my friend Ron (co-writer of another song I've posted). Many lyrics were abandoned, and many were added in the past couple of weeks. Back in '86 I was gong for a nerdy new wave feel, but it never felt right. For the reboot, I decided to try to make it a song that The Nutrients might do.

[Oldrottenhead]

brawtastic but whit's it aboot.

[Groundy]

Nice one Ted,
Well done......


Alex

[Ted]

brawtastic but whit's it aboot.

I'm waiting to see if anyone here will understand whit's it aboot. Prolly be a 'Mericun who gets it.

[Johnny Robbo]

Haven't a clue what it's about & I don't care! Brilliant, raw, urgent and shit-kickin' slice of rock. Immense!

[Ted]

Awright... Nobody wanted to figure this out, so I'll give it away.

These are all names of Monster Trucks:

Northern Nightmare, Raminator
Monster Mayhem, Crude Behavior
Shockwave, Big Dawg, Kaptain Insano

Arachnophobia

Screamin' Demon, Rammunition
Zombie Hunter, Thunder Chicken
King Krunch, Shagman, Jumpin' for Jesus

[leighelse]

I don't know who The Nutrients are, but I'm inclined to look them up on Deezer if they're anything like this track. Nice energy, Mr Ted!

[Ted]

I don't know who The Nutrients are, but I'm inclined to look them up on Deezer if they're anything like this track. Nice energy, Mr Ted!

You won't find The Nutrients on Deezer.


The Nutrients are a band I'm, and we play live an average of once every five years. Sometimes they are picky the songs I propose. When I said "I decided to try to make it a song that The Nutrients might do," I meant (a) if they like the song, and (b) if we don't all die off before our next gig.

[alfstone]

Very solid rock song.

No idea about the meaning , but it doesn't matter.... 

Alfredo

[Mach]

It's amazing how we can write songs about anything in this vast universe. Why not Monster trucks.
Very cool idea on this Ted. A muddy good time.

Mach