5 blade razor nick blues

[fenderbender]

This sadly is a real life event -it happened to me last Sunday
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2 guitar tracks
1 vocal track.

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The closest shave you'll ever get
Well that may be true but I'm telling you
Wait until it happens to you
Well I tell you boys you'd better be quick
When you  get a 5 blade razor nick.

Well I swore 5 times I nearly lost my mind
I was bledding all over the place
Oh the pain my chin the shape I was in
I had 5 little cuts on my face
Wwell I'm telling you boys and it's true
I got the 5 blade razor nick blues.

Well I bled and I bled-I was losing my head
I was to meet the guys at nine
But the way I was bleeding my night was receding
 Look at the shape my chin was in
Well I'm telling you guys and it's true
I've got the 5 blade razor nick blues

Well I got to the bar it was after 10
The guys looked at me and started to grin
One wit asked if I shaved with a broken bottle
He was lucky him I didn't throttle
It's a load of hi tech ballsology
I've got the 5 blade razor nick blues
Tommy Knox.

[Farrell Jackson]

A good one Tommy !  Five nicks ouch!

Farrell

[Redler]

That happens to me too sometimes with 3 blade razor

Really nice job with the song, tho!

[Groundy]

Good job you didn't use your cut throat razor.
Nice one Tommy.
Your on the ball
.well done

Alex

[SE]

Good tune, excellent country guitar too, method songwriting too!

[Oldrottenhead]

love that laughing guitar at the intro and throughout, and c'mon Tommy .......Real men dry shave.

[chapperz66]

Brilliant stuff, Tommy.  Painful but brilliant.

[Pine]

You're a hoot Tommy...no telling where you will go next!

Real life stories...gotta love 'em!

Fun song with lots of TommyTwang...

Gonna skip the shave tomorrow   

[The Gobi Desert Canoe Club]

Think I might go and buy a Remington or Philips electric. Nice one Tommy.    Willie

[Johnny Robbo]

Brilliant, Tommy! Only you could write a song about a dodgy razor! Some excellent rock n roll guitar playing, mate.

By the way... this is why I only use a single blade razor these days... got sick & tired of my face looking like a pound of badly wrapped raw meat