Xmas Cracker Jokes

Started by ODH, December 20, 2015, 01:53:33 PM

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ODH

December 20, 2015, 01:53:33 PM
Best and worst cracker jokes.

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had elf esteem issues.
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64Guitars

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December 20, 2015, 02:13:57 PM
What's another name for Santa's helpers?

Subordinate clauses!





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December 20, 2015, 02:15:24 PM
Quote from: 64Guitars on December 20, 2015, 02:13:57 PMWhat's another name for Santa's helpers?

Subordinate clauses!



I got a lot of mileage out of this one as a former English teacher.

64Guitars

#3
December 20, 2015, 02:28:21 PM
What's an ig?

It's an eskimo's house with no loo.




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December 20, 2015, 03:29:14 PM
What do you call Santa at the beach?


Sandy Claus

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