The Mayo Blues

[fenderbender]

Had the first verse of this hanging around for a while
tried it in a couple of tempos including 3/4 -nothing
messing about the other night with another tune and hmmmmmmm
so for better or worse here it is. Mayonnaise Blues
I hate mayonnaise BIG time

Mayo Blues
If there's one thing that I hate
It's mayonnaise on my plate
The way they ball and pile it high
Bring a teardrop to my eye
Hey I hate mayonnaise
=
Well I think I got a case of bad news
Think I have the mayonnaise blue
Oh yeah I hate mayonnaise
Well I hate it's look and I hate it's taste
Man it's a real waste
=Mmmm-mayonnaise
Oh how I hate mayonnaise on my plate
=
Well they pile it high on the sausage and the bun
And before you know it's starting to run
Down your shirt and on to your shoes
No wonder I've got the Mayonnaise Blues
=
Now there's the case of my Uncle Joe
When mayonnaise would curdle his toes
Make him run around and scream
How he hated the look of that cream
He used to say man I got some news
I think I've got a case
Of the Mayonnaise Blues

[Redler]

Haven't heard much rockabilly tunes here! Cool stuff from the star to end! Fantastic solo, btw!

Top class tune, Tommy!!

[chapperz66]

Dead cool stuff.  Fine country style guitar solo.  I get the impression you aren't keen on mayo.  I have to say I love mayonnaise.

What have the Belgians ever done for us?  Chips and mayonnaise, that's what!  Oh and Leffe Blonde.  Bless them.

Despite this, I love the song.

Paul

[Jarle]

Another great song Tommy. Really nice guitar work.

[Groundy]

I really like it Tommy, Your music I mean, Not Mayonnaise, Although I really like that as well
Some great guitar work going on here Pal,
Well written and performed....
Take a Bow...........

Alex

[Speed Demon]

Very nice tune, Tommy. Smooth picking and vocal.

On the other hand, I hate mayo. It killed my grandfather so now I eat it for revenge.

[bruno]

I listened to this the other day, thought I'd commented then, clearly not. This made me laugh, not sure how you come up with these Tommy, but it sure did but a big smile on my face. Super.
B

[Ella]

This is delightful! Your low voice is amazing and so is your sense of rhythm!   

[Doctor C]

wow, this is fantastic! Love every second of it!

[SE]

Rockabilly, what,s not like, just really enjoyable listen, that a guitar is really rock,in and the vox are cool too, top stuff!!