Sh*tty bass....

[Blooby]

The first thing I thought of is how the strings would act as a sort of egg slicer. My second thought was how sick the first one was.

I think I'm going to go crouch in the shower, hugging my knees,  until the water turns cold.

Anonymous

[Ted]

The first thing I thought of is how the strings would act as a sort of egg slicer.

This was the first thing I read related to this post -- before I'd seen the original post or clicked through.

As the page loaded on my slow internet connection, I was thinking, Egg slicer... I wonder what that's all about.

[danieldesete]

Here's one for you Ted

http://www.pinkcatshop.com/kit349-guitar-egg-slicer.html

I didn't even egg slicers existed   The real world looks amazing sometimes...