The Favorite Responses & Snappy Patter Thread

[StephenM]

from Ted
"Mary nodded." Damn right she did. The way most people cooperate with a potential mugger.

[launched]

...Love me some good ride cymbal...


Blooby

The mysteries of the universe have been solved now.

[StephenM]

from Launched.  Concerning Henwrenches Onion song

Sweet baby Moses drifting down the Nile in a walnut shell this is good!!!

[Blooby]

The deli door opens. Epic music swells.

The guy behind the counter yells, "We told you before! No underwear, no service!"

[Ted]

The deli door opens. Epic music swells.

The guy behind the counter yells, "We told you before! No underwear, no service!"

It's an honor to be featured here.

[launched]

My favorite longtime thread. Caught this muffing around earlier:

A carefully balanced dream!!

I LOVE IT !!

[launched]

And I wear silky, stretchy skivs. Cradles my manhood with a soft gentle kindness. I wake up sometimes with...

I'm applying for a Harlequin novel writer's job. Not sure I'll get it but very hopeful. I'm positive I can keep keep those old ladies flipping pages and not watching murder she wrote.

My girlfriend just crocheted me a snot rag wastebasket to put under the coffee table and to put candy wrappers in. I think my life's over and that I'm really starting to get old which sucks.