"Kidney Stone" a Hook original

[thetworegs]

 I Have been there Hook and have the t-shirt My heart goes out too you ....I think there should be a brotherhood "the Stoners" of those who have passed one..mother nature couldn't have designed amore evil looking thing shaped like a round seed with barbs at every conceivable angle to hook onto the smoothest of area just make the  passing as difficult as possible ......I live in fear of another because like Magic Mushrooms where there's one there's sure to come another...good luck with yours hope it passes freely and doesn't have a twin.......

[Jarle]

 How can you respond to this? 

Good luck.

[Hook]

Thanks guys, very comforting Reg. Still waiting.
On!

[alfstone]

But WHERE is it exactly? And how large is it? Just waiting could NOT be the right thing to do...

Alfredo

[Ferryman_1957]

Great fun. I picked this one out as I am having surgery this week for a hernia and it's been a similar kind of situation for me (although this won't go away without surgery). Same as you, this freaked me out. I'm pretty healthy but then this happened, apparently it's an age thing with a lot of guys. It p*ssed me off and freaked me out so I loved this song! Well done for putting you thoughts into a great little ditty.