"Kidney Stone" a Hook original

[Hook]

1st tune of the year, sadly autobiographical. LITLR at the diner table into the 008. Fumbled the lyrics a bit at the end, oh well.

Kidney Stone

written & performed by Hook

I'm sitting around waiting on a kidney stone
I really don't want anyone to come home
think I just want to be alone
and wait on my kidney stone
I've heard that it's gonna hurt like hell
I'm a little bit scared that I won't handle it well
And where's it going to happen I just can't tell
so I wait on my kidney stone

I guess I'm going to scream and yell
Until it passes I hope it passes fast

My anxiety it seems to be an all-time high
Freaking out and my mouth is dry
I've always been a somewhat healthy guy
but now I got a kidney stone

I guess I'm going to scream and yell until it passes I hope it passes fast

I really hope it doesn't happen at work

I'm drinking so much water I'm starting to bloat
I guess I'll drink and drink and drink until I make the stone float
Those of you without the stones feel free to gloat you don't have a kidney stone

[SwanSong]

Marvelous as always wish u the best
for the New Year cheers NEIL.!

[alfstone]

Oh, I can understand you perfectly, dear Hook, I suffer for kidney stones since I was 20yo. Last year they had to take out surgically 3 of them (1 cm each). All my support and comprehension, if it may serve something...

Alfredo

P.S...oh, and anyway I admire the positive sense of the song. When I had this problem, the only thing I could do was howling like a wolf... 

[Groundy]

Nice one Hook, and all the best to you.....Alex

[Oldrottenhead]

hope you can pass it bro. great song.

[Redler]

Liked your positive attitude! Sweet hookastic uke stuff here, tho... I wish all the best to you!

[bruno]

Wow brother - hope you get over it soon. Great song.
B

[Vanncad]

Geez - I'm laughing and feeling sorry for you at the same time.

Nice way to put a postive spin on your ailment. They say humor is the best medicine.
Way to turn a lemon into lemonade!


Good one Hook.Hope all turns (or turned?) out well for you.

[allysonmarie]

A great way to cope with such a situation and with great results Though I am sorry you're going through it, Hook.

[Hook]

Thanks for all the kind words and thoughts, still waiting!
Stone On!