Where's me red train set?

[fenderbender]

Just a note gang
In Ireland we use the words Feck-Feckin'-Fecker -they ARE NOT swear words
they are used to replace swear words
As in -
Aw Feck Ive missed the last train-
Aw Feck I've missed the last Feckin' bus
or to really get into the swing of it
Aw feck I've missed the last feckin' bus. that Fecker of a driver left 2 mins before time.

Anyone in the UK who watch Mrs Brown's boys on TV will already know the words
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When I woke up this morning - My heart was full of joy
I ran down the stairs just as fast--- as me little legs would go
Ran in beside the Christmas tree---And then I cried oh no
That little fat fecker has left the wrong toy for me
That no good so and so
Ch.
Wheres the train set I wanted
Wheres me red train set
You can stick that windup car
Where the monkey stuck his nuts
I want a red train set=======
Now what the feckin' use is a windup car
Actually it's no feckin' use at all
Spend your time wind it up And it crashes into a wall
You're a silly fecker cant you read at all?
Where's me red train set?
Ch==========
Well I kicked the cat -Growled at the dog
Shouting that little fat fecker was only a hog
I ran into the kitchen kicked open the door
Stopped dead in me tracks cos the train was on the floor
Ch
Santa you're a hero
Santa you're the best
Your not a bad oul fecker
Santa you're the best
TK

[Oldrottenhead]

braw ya daft bassa.

[64Guitars]

Excellent original Christmas song Tommy!

[alfstone]

Feckintastic!!! 

Alfredo

[fenderbender]

Feckin' thanks

[Groundy]

Brilliant Tommy, You're Mad Pal....
Great start to my morning.........

Alex

[Hook]

So Glad I caught this one before I started moving crap all day, it's brilliant! & it mentions "Monkey" in every chorus so I have to request double fester status for this, soon to be, Christmas Classic!
Feck On!

[Blooby]

This is inspiring me to go out and get the BB gun I never received.  Great post. 

Blooby

[Geir]

Brilliant Tommy !!!!

Put a big feckin' smile on my face !!

Well played too ... as usual !

[chapperz66]

Oh yes.  Marvelous.  Great song and brilliantly played.  Love the pops and asthmatic whistles.

My favourite Christmas song by far.


Paul