My Christmas pressies

[fenderbender]

 
When you get to my age 
your family give you gifts like
6 pairs of jocks
5 pairs of socks
4 pairs of gloves
a scarf and
a box of hankies

I got 3x3 boxes of strings and they are the wrong gauge
so I suppose you could say I'm in a rage -no blxxxdy receipt(voucher)-so I can change them
12s to blxxxdin 52s who uses them -the local harbour company for tying up ships in dock
But overall a really good Christmas time/Holiday time/Days off work time -or whatever
 

[Groundy]

Kindle Fire HD, Loads of Malt whiskys, case of cider, loads of expensive aftershaves, They all think I must be a smelly drunk...lol      Alex

[Oldrottenhead]

all of the above and slippers.

[Hook]

I got slippers too...but no booze