Father Christmas (parental guidance required)

[Hilary]

I'm giving Alonetone a try - here's my song about Father Christmas . . .

Update - deleted my Alonetone account . . .

Father Christmas (Parental Guidance Required) - Hilary 26.11.13
There's no such thing as Father Christmas
It's all been one long lie
No Toothfairy, Easter Bunny or Superheros
They all got shot and died
It's time to tell you the truth now
7's old enough to know
There's no such thing as Father Christmas
and Jack Frost don't make the snow

So night, night sleep tight
Hope the bedbugs don't bite
By the way, those are definitely real
and watch out for those monsters
coz they love to steal

Sweets and treats from good girls
naughty ones are just fine
so I'll look after them for you
and they can be all mine

(wicked panto laugh . . .)


There's no such thing as Father Christmas
It's all been one long lie
No Toothfairy, Easter Bunny or Superheros
They all got shot and died
It's time to tell you the truth now
7's old enough to know
There's no such thing as Father Christmas
and Jack Frost don't make the snow

Father Christmas

by Hilary, Parental Supervision Required

[AndyR]

Works for me! Bah Humbug.

EDIT: By the way, the Favourite button is buggered on AT at the moment - otherwise there'd have been a Fave on it over there!

[Hilary]

EDIT: By the way, the Favourite button is buggered on AT at the moment

Sounds nasty  but thanks.

It's meant to be a bit nasty sister, panto villainesque , there's supposed to be a sub-text in that what she says is true isn't and vice versa - maybe a bit too subtle . . .

[AndyR]

Ooh yeah, I got all that.
(What it reminded me of most was my Grandmother - Dad's side... she's the one who deliberately killed the tooth fairy for me, and Father Christmas for my sister...)(They got her in the end though!! )

[alfstone]

So...you mean...Father Christmas... does NOT exist!!!!!

 

Are you sure? Really???



Alfredo

[SteveB]

I remember in my late teens a girlfriend telling me that sex-isn't-everything.
Sh*t, I thought. First Father Christmas and now this...is it worth going on??

Nice one Hayles/Hill. Iron fist in velvet glove etc.

[Ferryman_1957]

Great fun and I love the vocal performance here. I smiled when you actually said "wicked panto laugh", I thought that was just in the lyrics.... Do you perform live? Your comedy songs remind me of the type of material that's often featured on the Now Show and things like that.

Now I like sweets and treats from good girls but also from naughty ones. But which is best? There's only one way to find out........

[Redler]

Love it Hilary!!! "Different Christmas" song are always welcome! Hilarious Hilary song

[Hilary]

Sweetie (Alfredo) - I had my fingers crossed when I sang it, so it's all ok - you'll still get a visit

Hi Nigel, yes I do perform live but my live stuff is err a tad more naughty than this and you won't find it on the net yet (there's a link to my FB page on my signature)

Stevie - you've been going out with the wrong kind of girls!

Kari - you've always got something nice to say - thanks

[SwanSong]

Nice tune in it s own content . see why u said PG. RATED lo .
hey , why not. a song is a song. and u have excelled in your
usual greatness here. happy holidays Neil.1