Poetry time, children!

[banjaxed]

There was a young man from Siberia
Who's morals were rather inferior
He did to a nun what he shouldn't have done
And now she's a mother superior

[Greeny]

There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
"If my ear were a c**t I would f*ck it"

[Speed Demon]

LOL!

[banjaxed]

There was a young man from Kent
Who's tool was exceedingly bent
To save any trouble
He put it in double
But instead of coming he went

[Rata-tat-tat]

Casey Jones was a son of a bitch
Wrecked a train in a railroad ditch
Lined a hundred women up against a wall
Bet you 20 dollars he could feck em all
Feck'd 98 till his balls turned blue
Back'd off jack'd off feck'd the other 2

[Rata-tat-tat]

Little Johnny was home all day during summer break... One day rather than putting up with his antics... his mother sent him over to the neighbors house where there were some carpenters remoldeling the house... So he grabbed his dad's toolbox and headed over.

Later that evening Johnny shows up for dinner. As mom is preparing the dinner table she asks Johnny what he learn'd from the carpenters.

Johnny replied "I learned how to hang a fecking door"....

The mom was shocked at his language but asked reluctently asked "Oh really... and how do you hang a door???"

Johnny Replied " Well... you put that fecker up there and if it don't fit... you take that fecker down and shave a few cunt hairs off till it fits"...

The mom was horrified at his language and told him to repeat his story when his dad got home...

Finally the dad arrived and they were all sitting around the dinner table... When the mother said "Johnny why don't you tell your father what you learn'd today"

Johnny looked at his father and said " I learned how to hang a fecking door".... His father in shock reluctantly asked him "Oh really... and how might one hang a fecking door"....

Johnny Replied " Well... you put that fecker up there and if it don't fit... you take that fecker down and shave a few cunt hairs off it till it fits"...

The father was outraged at Johnny's language... and angrily replied "Son... go get me a switch"

Johnny quickly replied "Feck you dad... that's the electricians job"!!!

[Bluesberry]

Rise up, you winged serpent
Rise up
Don't let the wind delay you
as such
Your mission will deliver
and give to the hours their silver
Don't despair for what the lost tides
will clutch

Oops........fecking hell.......I am at the wrong party......I thought this was the pretentious poetry party........my bad.........that one is two doors down......now then, carry on.........

[Rata-tat-tat]

Rise up, you winged serpent
Rise up
Don't let the wind delay you
as such
Your mission will deliver
and give to the hours their silver
Don't despair for what the lost tides
will clutch

Oops........fecking hell.......I am at the wrong party......I thought this was the pretentious poetry party........my bad.........that one is two doors down......now then, carry on.........

I don't think my Johnny one qualifies for poetry... I think we are at the right party... we just brought the wrong kinda booze Dave.... LMAO

[Speed Demon]

I love life and life loves me
I'm as happy as can be
A happier man, nowhere exists
I think I'll go and slash my wrists

[Speed Demon]

A talented rhino named Steve
Decided to learn how to weave
He wove baskets and hats
He made this'es and thats
And sweaters with only one sleeve