Am I being paranoid about the weather???

[Oldrottenhead]

que?

[Gnasty]

da?

[Oldrottenhead]

E = mc2

[launched]

Wha?

[launched]

if it already happened does that mean we are just a dream?

I'd like to explain that humankind didn't exist yet, but I'm not sure how far that will get me...

[64Guitars]

There is a 100% chance that a doomsday asteroid will hit the earth at some point. It has already happened and will happen again. All life on the planet will be wiped out.

Kind of creepy, huh?

That's why it's vital to establish colonies on Mars and other planets. It's the only way to ensure the survival of the human race.

[launched]

There is a 100% chance that a doomsday asteroid will hit the earth at some point. It has already happened and will happen again. All life on the planet will be wiped out.

Kind of creepy, huh?

That's why it's vital to establish colonies on Mars and other planets. It's the only way to ensure the survival of the human race.

I would be the first to sign up!

[64Guitars]

I would be the first to sign up!

Here you go...   

https://apply.mars-one.com/

You can't be the first to sign up, though. Lots of people have already beaten you to it.

http://applicants.mars-one.com/

[launched]

I would be the first to sign up!

Here you go...   

https://apply.mars-one.com/

You can't be the first to sign up, though. Lots of people have already beaten you to it.

http://applicants.mars-one.com/

Yeah, but I'm special...

[Rata-tat-tat]

You can leave me out of the Mars trip... I'd rather stay here and enjoy the fireworks!!! When I come back in the next life... I wanna be one of my wife's dogs... The most they have to do all day is lick themselves... and the only thing they have to worry about is me coming home to walk them... Or which one of us they are gonna drive batty until we feed them... I would finally have achieved being master of my domain!!!! MWWWWAAAAAAAAhHHHHHHAAAAAAA HHHHHHAAAAAAAA!!!!