up for grabs

[antisocialworker]

I would like to hear what someone with more talent, can do with this little jingle, anyone up for the challenge?
Its not much but its an idea to go on.

[Mr. Scar]

 cool!! drums good.

[Pedro]

Very cool riff you've got there.

What could be added?

[Oldrottenhead]

a very repetitive riff my friend, but it still inspired the following lyrics.
a wee song about how we in scotland have a poor diet and our government are trying in vain to get us to eat more healthily ie 5 fruit and veg a day. for our non scottish friends dripping is the fat that drips of cooked meat that has enough cholestorel in it to cause a massive coronary but we luv it lmfao.

song is now called

Jelly Wobbles

In Sweden they eat yoghurt
And nuts and berries too.
A healthy balanced diet
That's really good for you.
In Scotland we eat haggis
And sheep and pigs and coos
And mars bars fried in batter
Washed doon wi' Irn Bru.

coz

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In Greece they all eat olives
In France they all eat snails
Italians drink espresso
And the Japanese eat whales.
Well am no huvin any o that
And all that it entails
All stick wi' chips an curry sauce
and reformed scampi tails

coz

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Well mibbes we should listen
Tae all the stuff we're telt
'boot eating fruit n vegetables
an looking much mair svelte
we need tae chuck the dripping
and fat that disnae melt
a'll need tae buy some braces
coz a cannea clip ma belt

coz

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heres the song.

[Pedro]

Ahaha... 

That's very cool oldrottenhead. Very funny.

[Oldrottenhead]

Ahaha...  Grin

That's very cool oldrottenhead. Very funny.

thanks pedro.
again song is not autobiographical myself and my family have a very balanced diet i had the munchies earlier and munched on some olives and anchovies. yum yum. never had a deep fried mars bar and am not tempted. bet 13starz+ has had plenty o them .lmfao.

[Pedro]

deep fried mars bar? 

What is that?

[Oldrottenhead]

deep fried mars bar?  Grin Cheesy

What is that?

its a bar of chocolate with nougat and toffe like a snickers without the peanuts, it is dipped in batter and deep fried and served with chips in some scottish chip shops. yuk.

[Pedro]

Ahaha, that looks so weird, it looks like someone is just trying to make a candy out of a candy!! I mean, isn't the simple Mars bar good or bad enough?

That is probably the unhealthiest recipe I've ever head of

[Oldrottenhead]

welcome to the scottish diet, we have the highest rate of heart attacks per head of population in the world, only thing we ever win lol.