Drummer Jokes

[danieldesete]

Click to view image which may be inappropriate in some situations (work, family, etc.)

[Gnasty]

Hey i thought this was drummer jokes? Okay then while were off topic, this is one that cracked me up the other day.

What does a lead guitar solo and premature ejaculation have in common?

You know it`s coming and there`s nothing you can do about it! 

[henwrench]

If only my vibrator could play the guitar, I'd be sorted!

    Just for you...

           
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80pUcP0xmmE

[Hilary]

If only my vibrator could play the guitar, I'd be sorted!

    Just for you...

           
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80pUcP0xmmE

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I so wish I could find the article but apparently if you massage your throat (externally LOL) with a vibrator it loosens up the vocal chords and if you use it on the top of your head it brightens up your tone.

I could comment, but I like to maintain an air of mystery!

[Hilary]

Here we go . . .

http://thegatewayonline.ca/article/view/vibrator_article

"I can get what I get out of a 25 minutes warm-up in six or seven minutes with the vibrator," - he makes a valid point and if it saves time . . . God bless America xxx

sorry I'm hijacking the drummer jokes 

[bruno]

Forward to around 7:00


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZmHDe6Alkc