Lord, Hear My Plea - A tongue in cheek song

[grimbo]

This ode, about someone who urgently needs help, was written by myself and is performed by James Stevens


Lord, Hear My Plea


Verse


Father, please answer my plea
Your servant's in his hour of need
I need your help asap
I can't get a good download speed

I will be your earthly leader
Only you can be my salvation
 I Need an automatic document feeder
Please customise my workstation


Chorus

I will serve the Lord Jesus, O Lord
I'll dedicate my life to Him
I'll donate as much as I can afford
If you sort out my algorithm


Verse

God You'd officially be great
I've been through heaven and hell
I need a quick data transfer rate
And a reliable URL

I would become Orthodox or Coptic
And in case I forgot to mention
Please install high speed fibre optic
 I need a top notch meta search engine

Chorus

I will serve the Lord Jesus, O Lord
I'll dedicate my life to Him
I'll donate as much as I can afford
If you sort out my algorithm

Verse


I will build my Tower of Babel
I'll experience my very own Rapture
I need an unshielded axial cable
Please maximise my data capture

I will be a regular church goer
I'll no longer be suffering
If you nix that dreaded 404
I'll say goodbye to excess buffering

Chorus

I will serve the Lord Jesus, O Lord
I'll dedicate my life to Him
I'll donate as much as I can afford
If you sort out my algorithm

© Robin Grimmond 2012

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[Redler]

"National Anthem" for all PC support persons . Nice composition and performing! The choir is just great on this!

Kari

[Rata-tat-tat]

As many computer guru's we have on here... can't believe this has only one comment... well now 2... This is great. Love the tongue and cheek approach. Put a smile on my face for sure. OG bump!!!

V/R
Tod