Lady Porn

[Hilary]

I'm not sure are you in or out of your comfort zone, but this is brilliant! 

Kari

Oh I'm very much in my comfort zone  - but don't confuse my on-stage persona with what I'm like off-stage because they are miles apart. Comedy is very social btw and really difficult to capture on your own with a silver box - it'll be x100 better with an audience - hopefully!

[Redler]

Oh I'm very much in my comfort zone  - but don't confuse my on-stage persona with what I'm like off-stage because they are miles apart.

I meant that when you're performing rap music, are you then in your cz? ...I think?

Kari

[Hilary]

Oh I'm very much in my comfort zone  - but don't confuse my on-stage persona with what I'm like off-stage because they are miles apart.

I meant that when you're performing rap music, are you then in your cz? ...I think?

Kari

no I don't do rap music - I've been trying to do one for ages though coz I thought it would be funny and have finally managed it - it's meant to be a bit naff though - that's the point

[henwrench]

Wicked!! Nice one, well done!!

                                          henwrench

[Nelson]

Now that was cool.
Some pretty fine spittin there, Haylie.
Excellent morning treat.
Thanks

[The Gobi Desert Canoe Club]

Nice one Haylie, lovin' the lyrics although I have tried most of those. I suppose being an ugly bastard negates most of them although  I'm sure Bernie Ecclestone gets away with it  ..........Willie

[Hilary]

Thanks Nelson and Henny . . .

Nice one Haylie, lovin' the lyrics although I have tried most of those. I suppose being an ugly bastard negates most of them although  I'm sure Bernie Ecclestone gets away with it  ..........Willie

Oh sweetie! What luck you're already married then 

[alfstone]

Sounds good.

Due to my poor English I miss COMPLETELY the sense of the lyrics 

but it sounds good. 

Alfredo

[Hilary]

Sounds good.

Due to my poor English I miss COMPLETELY the sense of the lyrics  

but it sounds good.  

Alfredo

oh there is a God after all - your English is superb Mr Stone x

I've tried to do a bit of a translation for Alfredo and thought it might be useful to others - here goes - Lord please forgive me for corrupting lovely Alfredo!


I'm parodying the rap culture and using "ghetto speak" which is very colloquial which many English people would not understand – it's advice about what women really want to hear instead of what men actually say or do.

Probably not a good idea to use any of the 'rap phrases' unless actually rapping 

I'm beatboxing (making percussive noises with my mouth)
With my friends (ho – a derogatory term for women – I had to look up how to spell it – never to be used!)
And I'm giggling the Double Ds – a bra-cup size reference – err ample bosoms
Nicki Menaj, a female rapper, look out
Because I'm really good

To the H to the AY to the LIE (it's just the sort of thing they say)
I'm your girl (bitch derogatory term for women)
I'm a great Master of Ceremony (sort of lead performer on the mic)
So sit up straight and listen well
Your life's going to change because of me.

I'm going to tell you a secret that will facilitate copulation
Even with your spouse
I'm going to tell you a secret, I'm going to tell it how it is
I'm going to teach you tonight

(let me tell you)

I'm not going to be thrilled with chocolates
But diamonds are a good choice
Choose one of the following phrases and try it out tonight
Go on, you know you should.

[Gritter]

H to the A x2...good one!