Tongue In Cheek Song

[grimbo]

Hope you like it.


Lord, Hear My Plea


Verse


Father, please answer my plea
Your servant's in his hour of need
I need your help asap
I can't get a good download speed

I will be your earthly leader
Only you can be my salvation
 I Need an automatic document feeder
Please customise my workstation


Chorus

I will serve the Lord Jesus, O Lord
I'll dedicate my life to Him
I'll donate as much as I can afford
If you sort out my algorithm


Verse

God You'd officially be great
I've been through heaven and hell
I need a quick data transfer rate
And a reliable URL

I would become Orthodox or Coptic
And in case I forgot to mention
Please install high speed fibre optic
 I need a top notch meta search engine

Chorus

I will serve the Lord Jesus, O Lord
I'll dedicate my life to Him
I'll donate as much as I can afford
If you sort out my algorithm

Verse


I will build my Tower of Babel
I'll experience my very own Rapture
I need an unshielded axial cable
Please maximise my data capture

I will be a regular church goer
I'll no longer be suffering
If you nix that dreaded 404
I'll say goodbye to excess buffering

Chorus

I will serve the Lord Jesus, O Lord
I'll dedicate my life to Him
I'll donate as much as I can afford
If you sort out my algorithm

© Robin Grimmond 2012

[Rata-tat-tat]

HILLLLAAAARRRIIIIOOOOUUUUSSSS!!!! Just what I needed.

[Farrell Jackson]

I needed a good chuckle this morning and your oh so true words did just that!  You've put your Tongue In Cheek humor to good use here. Also you have a good voice....Enjoyed it all!

Farrell

[Geir]

You shouldn't by any chance work in application development

Excellent song  !!!

I'm a fan !

[grimbo]

Farrell - glad you liked it. Believe it or not, I'm a reluctant driver on the internet highway. If I hadn't had to use computers at work, I might never have got a laptop. The song's based on everything that's ever gone wrong with my experience.

[grimbo]

Geir - sorry, I mixed up my replies. See my reply to Farrell.

glad you enjoyed it.

[grimbo]

Farrell - thanks for the kind comments. I'm afraid I can't take any credit for the singing, however, it was done by James Stevens from Thomas Roller Productions. I can't hold a note.