and no harm will come to anyone by oldrottenhead

[Oldrottenhead]

sometimes i open my mouth and just let my belly rumble, usually much to my own personal delight, however not realising or aware of how much offence i might be causing. so this is an apology.

and no harm will come to anyone

w/m
by
oldrottenhead
one voice
and
one ukelele

[Gnasty]

Yeah baby!!! you can offend me any time. No worries..Is this live?

[Oldrottenhead]

 couldnt get a good recording live. so did uke first then added vox. yah knob end!!!

[Gnasty]

couldnt get a good recording live. so did uke first then added vox. yah knob end!!!

Thanks For the quick response, you turd burglar!! 

[Oldrottenhead]

[Hook]

I feel harmed, not by this tune or by you even but harmed no the less.
Great tune!
Uke On!

[danieldesete]

Maybe I'll change my vote for ukefest. Very intimate. another great post.

ORH how many original songs a year ?

[AndyR]

Oh yeah, love how you fit the title lyric.

[Oldrottenhead]

just in case anyone is worrying, this one is only about 5% about my songwriting. the other 95% is about my role as quizmaster in my local. at times i make doug stanhope sound like eddie large. so i am changing my ways, no more ultra rood jokes and i am now an ex smoker.

[64Guitars]

i am now an ex smoker.

Congratulations! I didn't even know that you smoked, but I'm glad you've given it up. In addition to the health benefits, you'll save a fortune! With the money you save, you'll easily be able to afford a BR-80, and a condenser mic, and more. Hell, you'll have more gear than Bluesberry. Of course, that's assuming Mrs. ORH lets you spend your saved money. Or has she already made plans for it.