rub him up and down by oldrottenhead

[Oldrottenhead]

in this song i reveal some of the trade secrets of your average exorcist. tho sometimes the remedy can be worse than the original ailment. at some later date i may do a song about bread poultices and other scottish homespun remedies.

rub him up and down
with candle wax
rub him up and down
with an oily rag
rub him up and down
with tabacco chow
rub him up and down
till the spirit's out
rub him up and down
with dragon's spit
rub him up and down
with unicorn shit
rub him up and down
with a red dock leaf
rub him up and down
till the spirit leaves
a demon
caught him napping
crawled
inside his head
possessed him
took him over
tore his very soul
to shreds
rub him up and down
with balsa wood
rub him up and down
but give no food
rub him up and down
with myrrh and gold
rub him up and down
till the demon goes
rub him up and down
with rust nails
rub him up and down
till he screams and wails
rub him up and down
with the padre's keys
rub him up and down
till the demon flees
a demon
caught him napping
crawled
inside his head
possessed him
took him over
tore his very soul
to shreds
rub him up and down
till the demon goes

rub him up and down

w/m
by
oldrottenhead
kaossilator
and ukelele

[Hook]

Too good for aspirin I guess?
Crazy good brother, tell your mother!
Rock on!

[64Guitars]

Cool.  Kaos on!

[cuthbert]

Another one already?! It's a belter.

The first verse had me thinking you were going somewhere else with it. Or maybe you did?

[Gritter]

Rubber Muffin....great band name!

[Hilary]

Oh very entertaining James and I'm loving the Kaoss thingy. Rubber muffin - that did make me laugh Sandy 

[Greeny]

Very nice, James. It's amazing how a new bit of kit always gets the creative juices flowing. I can tell you're enjoying your new toy, and it's working a treat with the uke. It's giving me GAS though!

[henwrench]

Rubber Muffin....great band name!

    Yep.

                                                henwrench

[kumale]

hi.. i'm back just in time to hear how much is my friend james makes music better and better..
Really good job man!
Which kind of ukulele are u using?

[Oldrottenhead]

this one from argos for £20 sterling best £20 i ever spent. http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/partNumber/5401068.htm