Musician Humor

Started by tkofaith, February 03, 2009, 07:11:43 AM

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tkofaith

February 03, 2009, 07:11:43 AM
C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry,
but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G
have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the
fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries
to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

D comes in and heads for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me.
I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender
is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor.
Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the
bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found
in this bar tonight." ;D

E-Flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with
nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "you're looking
sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major
development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit
and everything else, and is au natural.

Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's
under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of
contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced
to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional
facility.
Cheers!

Tim

"Music survives everything, and like God, it is always present.
It needs no help, and suffers no hindrance.  It has always found
me, and with God's blessing and permission, it always will."
--Eric Clapton

BossMicroBRew

#1
February 03, 2009, 07:27:07 AM
Oh my! :D :o I am going to have to share this one, if you don't mind. And I'll depart on this note...

The Musician's Theory of Relativity:
E = Fb
"90-proof pain, I shot at a time."  -George Molton

tkofaith

#2
February 03, 2009, 07:28:54 AM
 ;)I have that on posted on my desk here at work! :o
Cheers!

Tim

"Music survives everything, and like God, it is always present.
It needs no help, and suffers no hindrance.  It has always found
me, and with God's blessing and permission, it always will."
--Eric Clapton

Kody

#3
February 03, 2009, 10:23:48 AM
That's pretty good... I'll have to show it to my Music Theory class!
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tkofaith

#4
February 03, 2009, 11:56:28 AM
Quote from: Acoustick_NE on February 03, 2009, 10:23:48 AMThat's pretty good... I'll have to show it to my Music Theory class!

What education level is your class?  It'll take some thought, I'd think, for young minds.  Of course, I'm sure that's what you were hoping! ;)
Cheers!

Tim

"Music survives everything, and like God, it is always present.
It needs no help, and suffers no hindrance.  It has always found
me, and with God's blessing and permission, it always will."
--Eric Clapton

Kody

#5
February 03, 2009, 03:56:02 PM
It's a college class...... no minors!lol
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tkofaith

#6
February 04, 2009, 07:03:51 AM
Quote from: Acoustick_NE on February 03, 2009, 03:56:02 PMIt's a college class...... no minors!lol

He he he!  But are they (music) majors?
Cheers!

Tim

"Music survives everything, and like God, it is always present.
It needs no help, and suffers no hindrance.  It has always found
me, and with God's blessing and permission, it always will."
--Eric Clapton

Kody

#7
February 04, 2009, 08:40:14 PM
Naturally! LMAO!
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tkofaith

#8
February 05, 2009, 07:06:03 AM
Quote from: Acoustick_NE on February 04, 2009, 08:40:14 PMNaturally! LMAO!
ROFLI love how you've augmented this conversation! You're one sharp individual...
Cheers!

Tim

"Music survives everything, and like God, it is always present.
It needs no help, and suffers no hindrance.  It has always found
me, and with God's blessing and permission, it always will."
--Eric Clapton

upsetminded

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February 05, 2009, 07:31:13 AM Last Edit: February 05, 2009, 07:33:11 AM by upsetminded
The great Lowell George when talking in an interview responds to an audience member who says, "B flat?  My sister used to B flat."  Lowell replies, "Yeah till she got it in the A."

Here's the link with a little tech talk and some nice playing...Listen for it around 3:50.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7oPHLzEc3Q
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