Was going to put this in "Just For Laughs" but...

[Blooby]

I was going to put this in "Just for Laughs," but reading it made me equally as sad. Perhaps if there were a "WTF?" forum. It's worth a quick read: Woman impregnated at Motorhead concert seeks father on Craigslist

Blooby

[Hook]

Luckily my mowhawk is blue!