The Mark E. Smith Guide to Writing

[Greeny]

Sound advice, Songcrafters...

Day One: Hang around house all day writing bits of useless information on bits of paper.

Day Two: Decide lack of inspiration due to too much isolation and non-fraternisation. Go to pub. Have drinks.

Day Three: Get up and go to pub. Hold on in there a style is on its way. Through sheer boredom and drunkenness, talk to people in pub.

Day Four: By now people in the pub should be continually getting on your nerves. Write things about them on backs of beer mats.

Day Five: Go to pub. This is where true penmanship stamina comes into its own as by now guilt, drunkenness, the people in the pub and the fact you're one of them should combine to enable you to write out of sheer vexation.

Day Six: If possible, stay home. And write. If not, go to pub.

Mark E. Smith Guide to Writing Guide

[Oldrottenhead]

brilliant. he was 55 yesterday, looks a bit older a bit much pub going. lol.

[OsCKilO]

Someone seems to have read my diary.... 

[Farrell Jackson]

Excellent advice! And I thought my writing inspiration was a unique secret...guess not....so I'm off to the brew pub, lol!

Farrell

[chip]

I sometimes see Mr Smith in The Station pub Didsbury, One dares not speak though as the wrath can be almighty. Just one of many of his haunts. Great chap loves his Lager.

[Blooby]

I've been doing this for years, except without any writing.

[Bluesberry]

Hahahahaha, lovely......if only one could make enough money to sustain a lifestyle this way.........sign me up for the refresher course.