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[Bluesberry]

I once drank 6 Pepsi and burped 7 up..........

[thetworegs]

I once thought i farted but i hadn't i'd ...................

[Bluesberry]

I thought my nose was bleeding but its not................

[launched]

Amen, brother Ben....................

[Burtog]

Help!

I am indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell!

[Speed Demon]

Comment from a suicide bomb vest instructor:

"Now pay attention, guys. I'm only going to show you this one time."

[Rata-tat-tat]

Lemons & Limes... Limes & Lemons....Lemons & Limes... Limes & Lemons....Lemons & Limes... Limes & Lemons....Lemons & Limes... Limes & Lemons....Lemons & Limes... Limes & Lemons....Lemons & Limes... Limes & Lemons.... and Tequilla

[henwrench]

I had some powdered water but I didn't know what to add...
I put some instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time...
Blah, blah, blah...

                                                           hencock

[thetworegs]

"You talking to me...I said  you talking to me"

[Hook]

yes I am, are you not listening!