Would you shoot an intruder?

[Geir]

what Nigel said ( ... hmmm wonder how many times I've said that   )

[Burtog]

I don't have a gun either but wouldn't think twice to wrapping my Telecaster around an intruder's head and face!

Thwack!

Pow!

It would stay in tune too!!

 

[peterp]

I believe the correct sequence is

Stop you "BANG" are under arrest.

Actually replace BANG with swish/thunk, I don't have a gun but do have a couple of bows and a sword or two.
I also have a banana and know how to use it. 

[Gnasty]

I`m gonna come shoot you if you don`t get back on the forum Mr. Davidsen!