Here is a new Christmas song - I Killed Santa Claus

[Gnasty]

Cool and funny song Gene! Looks like you get nothing this year though.

 Nice work on making this with those dr.880 arrangements!

[Burtog]

Gene, I may have partially inspired you with this one, I started the "There are no new Christmas songs" thread.

This really wasn't what I was expecting, how long have you been playing with Barry White's backing band.

............................it's goooooooooood.

[Speed Demon]

Aha, Mister Gnasty! Actually you didn't do anything. I just needed a target and your name has the right number of syllables. Six.

There are only three kinds of people on Earth. Those that can count, and those that can't count.

[Speed Demon]

Burtog! You put this wonderful idea in my mind. You are a genius!

Maybe we ought to tag and bag a few of those pesky elves while we're at it.

[Ferryman_1957]

Brilliant idea, sounds like Shaft is on the trail of the killer! Love the arrangement here, very funky bass line and I really like the wah guitar. Warped, twisted and great fun. You naughty boy!

Cheers,

Nigel

[Speed Demon]

Thank you, Gnasty, Nigel.

I tried hard not to be naughty but, hey, I'm a demon. Its just the nature of the beast.

Santa took one in the shorts this year.

Reindeer steaks for everybody! Santa won't be needing them anymore.

[holdempok]

Ohhh yeah if Jimmy was still around. Kinda of a Robert Palmer feel.... sick sick sick. but the groove is all we live on.. mmmmmmm...nice..

[Speed Demon]

Thanks, Holdempok.

Now that Santa is toast, we need to start looking sideways at the Tooth Fairy.

[Rata-tat-tat]

Thank you, Gnasty, Nigel.

I tried hard not to be naughty but, hey, I'm a demon. Its just the nature of the beast.

Santa took one in the shorts this year.

Reindeer steaks for everybody! Santa won't be needing them anymore.

How about some sausage with cheese and crackers... My fav... I think this one was Blitzen... Or maybe I was just blitzed at the time... either way reindeer make a very tasty treat!!! Merry Christmas Gene!!!

[Speed Demon]

Reindeer sausages. Yummy!

Don't forget reindeer blood pudding pie. Makes a great dessert.

You probably do not actually want to know what's in it.