Here is a new Christmas song - I Killed Santa Claus

Started by Speed Demon, December 16, 2011, 01:58:53 PM

Speed Demon

I Killed Santa Claus
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I couldn't resist it!

Gnasty made me do it!


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There is room for all of God's creatures.
Right next to my mashed potatoes.

SwanSong

WOW..GREAT song.. kind of a retro sound 70 s to it
but still very cool. great vox. good to hear something
from u again . Cheers Merry Xmas NEIL .!

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Speed Demon

I've been somewhat naughty. Something I'm good at.


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Right next to my mashed potatoes.

Speed Demon

#5
Thanks for listening, guys.

The statement, "There are no new Christmas songs" kept drifting in and out of my
chaotic thought processes. Wasn't much point in churning out yet another Christmas
tune that fit comfortably into the formula of:

1 - Sappy
2 - Feel-good
3 - Sappy and feel-good

Then I thought, what if I don't like Santa? And what if he's still pissed at me because
last year I asked for a new deer rifle?

Screw him! Jive turkey! Ugly sapsucker! I've seen prettier faces on an Iodine bottle.

And thus was hatched, this song about the depraved and malicious murder of Santa Claus.

Merry Halloween!


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Speed Demon

Maybe we should carpet bomb those elves just to tidy up the North Pole a bit.

Somebody has got to be tired of stepping in half-frozen elf poop.


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andy casson

Gene, I must remember to have words with Gnasty! All joking aside you could be the new Luther V! That groove is tight, the guitars and bass are awesome sounding! Slightly concerned about the subject matter, no idea what my kids will think of you! Could save me a fortune though....

andy

Speed Demon

You're right, Andy. It was Gnasty's fault!

The Gman is real good with those surface-to-air missiles.


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Gnasty

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