Grotesque parody of Cheerful British song.

jackofall · January 02, 2009, 04:16:28 AM

This must surely be the silliest post ever! I wrote these words to express my disappointment on the state of the beaches we visited last Summer and sang it like a real twat, along with hideous seaside organ sound (care of my missus) and a bit of daft commentry - beware the 'F' word. The BR has allowed me to express my insanity in new ways...

[wurdz]Beside the Seaside

Oh, I do like to be beside the seaside
Oh, I do like to be beside the sea
Oh, I do like to stroll along the prom, prom, prom
And notice in the sand a used condom-dom

Oh, the plastic bags and junk along the coastline
The accumulation of toxic debris
And I feel such great delight
When I count all the dog shite
Beside the seaside
Beside the sea
[/wurdz]

BossMicroBRew · January 02, 2009, 09:19:36 AM

As a staunch fan of grotesque parodies and my own little world of insanity, I applaud your jim-crackery. If it were my decision, I would have added this song to the Rolling Stones Circus DVD.

Where was this written about, by the way?

Flash Harry · January 02, 2009, 12:33:17 PM

Absolutely F***ing brilliant!

So Bonzo Dog. Its pure gold.

SteveG · January 02, 2009, 05:54:52 PM

Too short!! Had me laughing all the way through. Sadly true tho

berkly · January 02, 2009, 07:52:50 PM

I loved it. Being a Monty Python fan, it sounded very much like

"Sit On My Face"

Great job, hope to hear more!!!

Ferryman_1957 · January 03, 2009, 02:24:12 AM

Great fun, and as Flash Harry said, in the spirit of the Bonzos (one of my fave bands of all times). You know they say that swimming near a British beach is just going through the motions.....

Cheers,

Nigel