Dentist with a sense of humor

Started by Speed Demon, July 27, 2011, 02:41:33 AM

Speed Demon

A  man goes to his Dentist's office to have a tooth pulled.
The Dentist takes out a novacaine needle to give him a few shots.
"No way! No needles! I hate needles", the man said.

The Dentist starts to hook up the gas and the man immediately objected.
"I can't do the gas thing either. The thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me".

The Dentist then asks the gentleman if he has any objection to taking a pill.
"No  objection", the man said. "I'm fine with pills".
The Dentist then returns and says, "Here's a Viagra tablet".

Completely confused the man said in amazement, "Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer".
"It doesn't", said the Dentist, "but it will give you something  to hold on to when I pull your tooth"
 


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