Congressional Fart (ASW Guitars Drums/ RATA on Vox)

[Rata-tat-tat]

Ok so this one was too easy... the reason I say this is because of Johnny's fab punk rock track... and the fact that am on the tail end of a cold... kinda made the vox fit the song. Anyhow enjoy... this politically correct (NOT!!!) version.

Thanks Johnny

CONGRESSIONAL FARTMusic By Antisocial Worker/ Lyrics and Vox By Rata-tat-tat

Uno Dos Tres Quatro

2..3...4

HEY>>> HEY>>> HEY>>> HEY

I've had a good life
In times that  WEREN'T SOO BAD
I've tried to see the good
But now I"M FEELIN MAD

Grew up in the country
Livin off the land
Smokin Funny Flowers
In the back of Daddies Van

Uncle Sam Enlisted Me
Jungle Bound and Fancy Free
Prayin before reveille
WON'T SOMEBODY  " RESCUE ME"'

I became a WARRIOR
I became a SOLDIER

Did 2 tours
Came back home
Worked my fingers to the bone
Southern Bell done rang for me
Started up a family

Moved into the City
Chasin DOWN A DREAM
Things were lookin pretty
Then Congress took a DUMP ON ME

"CONGRESSIONAL FART"

HEY>>> HEY>>> HEY>>> HEY
Do Smell What I Smell???

They Taxed me for my water
They Taxed me for my land
They  Taxed me till the well ran dry
And still held out their hand!!!


Lost My Wife
Lost My Home
Now I rot in an "old folks home"
Prayin before reveille
WON"T SOMEBODY RESCUE ME!!!!

Movin from the the city
REMINISCING DREAMS
Things were lookin pretty
Then Congress took a DUMP ON ME

"CONGRESSIONAL FART"

Old guy:

They took my "Social Security"
Hell I thought I worked for that all my life
I do miss bein in my home
I do miss my wife
I miss havin a roof over my head
I don't miss payin for that gas
Some folks ask if I do it all over again
I say ... next time... I'd tell "Congress"...they can kiss my....


HEY>>> HEY>>> HEY>>> HEY
CONGRESSIONAL FART

V/R
Tod

[lg]

Tod, great job on this, already incredible piece from ASW!!!!

LG

[Diego Ayala]

Totaly awesome and it sure fits.....  Love your ending!

[Mach]

Excellent!!! Man you nailed that to the wall. Great lyrics.

Mach

[antisocialworker]

YES! that was fucking killer man
great lyrics and superb singing.
great job man, totally sounds 90's punk
i love it

[Saijinn Maas]

LOL THAT WAS FRICKIN AWESOME!

That really made my day! Loved ASW's music, but the vox just took me back to the house parties and local bands of the mid 80's. Frickin wicked as hell!

EPITOME OF BADASSITY!

[Rata-tat-tat]

YES! that was fucking killer man
great lyrics and superb singing.
great job man, totally sounds 90's punk
i love it

WHEWW... glad you liked... I saw your post about not being a political song... GUESS I MADE UP YOUR MIND FOR YOU. LOL...

Thanks for all the comments guys

Don't ever ask me to try this one live though... Think I'd need a defibrillator. LOL

[antisocialworker]

I was just saying the title meant nothing (just an anagram of "songcrafters") you took this and made it punk man, YOU ROCK!
kinda got a bad religion sound to it
just awesome

[Bluesberry]

I seriously love your vocals Rata man, deadly.  ASW, fantastic high energy song.  Damn (and I do mean damn) fine...........lets say it again..........damn fine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Saijinn Maas]

Had to come back for another listen... Yep! Still BADASS!