Bass jokes

[peterp]

Hard to make jokes aboot bassists, but apparently there are some!

http://www.eden-electronics.com/funstuff/jokes.asp

(I have a eden david 2*10 bass cab from these guys, not bad)

[Ferryman_1957]

I've heard many of those applied to drummers. But some were great, I liked this one:

Why do bands have bass players? To translate for the drummer.

Cheers,

Nigel

[Geir]

good one !!

[Oldrottenhead]

flash harry is gonna love that link lmao

[Prive]

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[Flash Harry]

What do bassists use for birth control?


                                                                                                                .....................their personality

[hooper]

It was 2 minutes before curtain time and all of a sudden the bass player and the drummer broke out into a fist fight. The guitar player stepped forward, broke it up and asked: 'What's the matter?'
The bass player said: 'He reached over and twisted one of my tuning keys.'
The guitar player said: 'Well, so..?'
Bass player said: 'He won't tell me which key!'

[64Guitars]

Q: What do you call a beautiful woman on a bass player's arm?

A: A tattoo.