Urban dictionary

[Greeny]

I kid you not... this is #1 for Tim...

 

Tim:

vb. to sex someone up
n. man with a massive schlong

vb.That whore just got timmed
n.You hear about Bob? He is tim.

[Gritter]

Sandy:

One of the only people on this earth that truly cares about life. Does not lie to anyone and especially not to herself. She stays true to herself.

Nothing can compare to this person. She is everything.

________

I've been lying to you all...I'm a chick.

[SdC]

Sandy, you should've had my name; Sander:
A guy who is almost too sexy, ya know, like he ain't from this earth.
Real down to earth person too.
Plays great guitar-- better than Jimi Hendrix I would say.
#-It's a bird.
$-It's a plain!
#-No, IT'S SANDER.

$-Damn I love him so much

[Facemask93]

Hey Sandy , take a look at Gritter instead

[Gritter]

Hey Sandy , take a look at Gritter instead

Yeah Rob, seen it before and it don't make me look good.

Since there is no definition of my full name "Sandrew" , I went with Alexander (#2):

Usually a very very very goodlooking straight gentleman that has great taste in women. He has a crazy side to him but only shows it infront of true friends. Has great style, is hilarious, amazing, caring, sweet and will make you smile. You will always have a good time with an Alexander, so if you got a friend named Alexander count yourself one of the luckiest people in the world!

Why you smiling like that?
I hung out with Alexander
NO WAY!

PS: You do realize these urban definitions are all entered by people with the same name being entered. I guess I should enter Sandrew!

[dasilvasings]

There isn't dasilvasings (uff!), but there's a desilva!!!

This Urban Dictionary is magic! How do they know? I thought I was discreet!

He is a wrinkley old shit head for sure, the kind of man that pisses on the toilet seat then lifts it up to hide what a bad man he has been

that dirty bastard is a real dasilva

[Greeny]

There isn't dasilvasings (uff!), but there's a desilva!!!

This Urban Dictionary is magic! How do they know? I thought I was discreet!

He is a wrinkley old shit head for sure, the kind of man that pisses on the toilet seat then lifts it up to hide what a bad man he has been

that dirty bastard is a real dasilva

Lol... that's brilliant!

[Gnasty]

Eric

A term used to describe a mentally retarded cat that has the ability to fly by moving its tail in a circular motion. Once in the air, erics are known to land ontop of statues to catch and eat birds. Once they get the taste of blood, they turn into a form of vampire and attack fat people.
Omg! dude last night I saw an eric fly by!!



a man with a really big penis
Eric has a big penis.

Now that is more accurate!