Post your Worst work

Started by Flash Harry, November 21, 2008, 08:18:38 AM

Flash Harry

From an idea sprung from Greeny in his earlier incarnation as LesPaulGoldTop, and ORH, here's a dark place to off-load your guilty secrets.

Think of it as a sort of 'Confessional' a place to put right the wrongs that you have committed against society in the form of bad lyrics, cheesy riffs, attrocious playing technique, overindulgance in the wobble juice and the over-inflated tollerance of rubbish. So pull back the curtain, sit down and say: Father I have sinned.....

Just stick the stuff in here. No one wil listen to it....  honest......

Here's the first of many of mine...... Mia Culpa, it's 'Porn'

We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different
- Kurt Vonnegut.

tafka

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Toppish
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i've been sufferin' from this for ages now its someone elses turn.
well done Flash....mine is worse than yours.
and if the sun should fail to rise against my
shoulders one last time...

Greeny

08_Jelly Babies
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Recorded pre-BR days on my Digital 4-track Tascam. It's unbelievable how crap the recording quality sounds now.

This one got a real critical mauling by my girlfriend - probably deservedly!


Greeny

Quote from: Witchita on November 21, 2008, 08:30:40 AMi've been sufferin' from this for ages now its someone elses turn.
well done Flash....mine is worse than yours.


Eh? There's too many tasty guitar skills and ZZ-Top style pinched harmonics going on here for it to be labelled as 'worst'! I mean... if this is your worst, I wish I could play like it!

holdempok

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I think we were all out of tune here! :-[
recorded on a tape cassete transfered to CD. 4 yrs ago.




Why don't we do it on the road?

holdempok

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your guys worst sounds like some of my best! lol ;D
Why don't we do it on the road?

Oldrottenhead

73 sweden! sweden!
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this shows who excessive quantities of alcohol can affect your judgement, i thought this was brilliant till i sobered up.
is just a list of all things swedish.
whit goes oan in ma heid



Jemima's
Kite

The
Bunkbeds

Honker

Nevermet

Longhair
Tigers

Oldrottenhead
"In order to compose, all you need to do is remember a tune that nobody else has thought of."
- Robert Schumann

tafka

don't give up the day job James (only joking)
and if the sun should fail to rise against my
shoulders one last time...

Greeny

Quote from: oldrottenhead on November 21, 2008, 09:06:37 AMthis shows who excessive quantities of alcohol can affect your judgement, i thought this was brilliant till i sobered up.
is just a list of all things swedish.

This is quite scary :D

Kraftwerk doing a horror movie soundtrack after a night of heavy drinking...!


tafka

Argh Riba
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this could not get any crappier if i had an automatic crap making machine. Thanks Flash for supplying the Skip to dump it in.

Tony J.
and if the sun should fail to rise against my
shoulders one last time...