Post your Worst work

Started by Flash Harry, November 21, 2008, 08:18:38 AM

Hilary

Oh I've enjoyed this thread and picked up a whole shedload of inspiration. I have a few thoughts on some of the songs :)

Flash Harry has taken is Porn down - how disappointing!

Tim's Jelly Babies - couldn't quite make out all of the words but did you really say
My biscuits are like a heartbeat?

To be fair, couldn't get one of Jim's to play but feel Ted just pipped Chezedog's Bill the Dump Gnome to the post with his Every Red Blooded Boy song as most enjoyable. I feel you are making a very valid point their Ted and anyone that can rhyme penis and venus in a song is a legend in my book xx

thanks for a very entertaining evening boys  ;D
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Oldrottenhead


lucky you yeah couldnea get mine trae -play, thatr jist took half ab hour te type , blam,e 64guitarsc 4 no getrtig  software tae stoap my occturnal pisss burp fart shewnnan9ighyns
whit goes oan in ma heid



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Honker

Nevermet

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Tigers

Oldrottenhead
"In order to compose, all you need to do is remember a tune that nobody else has thought of."
- Robert Schumann

Oldrottenhead

IN THE MORRA A NO AMAMINDER  ooppss caplocks whit wus a sayingh?
whit goes oan in ma heid



Jemima's
Kite

The
Bunkbeds

Honker

Nevermet

Longhair
Tigers

Oldrottenhead
"In order to compose, all you need to do is remember a tune that nobody else has thought of."
- Robert Schumann

Curd

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The Guy Just Had An Aura
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Whoops, forgot this one.  Imagined myself real edgy at the time...

Mach

Monster new
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Ok, these are not crap at all...Dump Gnome? Love it!

You wanna hear some crap. Here's a little Halloween crap for ya.
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bruno

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Not sure its the worst - in fact fond memories - certainly the oldest to hand (unless I scout around the loft and find all my old cassette tapes). Recorded many, many years ago, pre-digital, in my teens. Lads having a laugh. Pam, my great friend and co-colaborator in music, now sadly passed away some 10 years, went way too young! Love the VOX 5 watt transistor sound :-)

I'd completely forgotten about this until Chez dug this off a cassette tape and emailed it to me. The exuberance of youth  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Greeny

Quote from: Hilary on January 11, 2013, 03:55:58 PMdid you really say my biscuits are like a heartbeat?


That's a better lyric than my original! The real words are ''cause they heard my bass guitar like a heartbeat', lol.

Sometimes the misheard lyrics are better than the originals. Robert Palmer is my all-time favourite in that departments...

'Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove... '

!!!


Hilary

Might as well face it you're a dick with a glove - magic LOL
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